That visceral fat is hardened, deeply rooted, and stubbornly bolted to your abdominal wall. The more you try to do crunches, the bigger your underlying core muscles get, which just pushes that entire slab of fat further out. Your gut will only get massively bigger; you won't lose a single inch! Take your shirt off with that wrecked, sloppy dad-bod, and girls will take one look and run for the hills!
A BEAUTIFUL FIGURE LOOKS GREAT IN ANYTHING, BUT A NICE SHAPE DOESN'T JUST STAY SLIM AND ATTRACTIVE LIKE WHEN YOU'RE 18